Guy throwing the tree: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra.
“What is your problem?!?!?”: Cancer, Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces, Taurus.
My hobbies include: Trying to close the elevator door before someone else can get on.
(Source: uhmeliamay)
I love this
I’m crying
*calmly* “Ma’am, put your hands up. Ma’am. Ma-”
*excited* “We have a runner, requesting backup! White female, 3 weeks old!”
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)







